- Alex is a 6'0, 16 year old male.
- He's a usually quiet, but silly guy, however he's very loud when you get to know this silly twink man.
- He's always seen with somewhat half arsed Juggalo makeup, usually just over the eyes, nose, cheeks and black lipstick, when he's extra lazy he wont bother with cheek spots, on a good days he'll do more over the top makeup.
- He has mild autism and is very hyperfixated on insane clown posse, he'll force his friends to listen to them with him.
- He loves his AXE like it's a wife.
- Alex has a twin sister called Nancy.
- He has freckles beneath the facepaint, he is somewhat insecure about them.
- He doesn't necassarily do drugs, but he buys them from Basil anyway. (What is up with this obsessive twink man)
- Alex is EXTREMELY close with his best friend Cory McMarion, bro best friended so hard he goes with them to shop at tescos for groceries.

